beagleaegis:

Hi! I’m Kas and I have too much shit, so I’m hosting a giveaway! I would prefer that you be following me, just so you can know who wins, but it doesn’t matter, honestly. Likes and reblogs count. You can reblog as many times as you want, I don’t care LOL. I can ship anywhere.

This ends on April 30th

You could win:

  • 3 My Little Pony coloring books
  • Thor cup
  • a Nepeta Hat
  • a 3Ds
  • A DS case
  • and 13 DS games (plus a gameboy game!)

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SLEEP IS AN UNFORTUNATE CONSTRUCTION PUT IN PLACE DUE TO HUMAN WEAKNESS

HIBERNATION HOWEVER IS APPROPRIATE FOR THE SUPERIOR DALEK RACE

EXTERMINIGHT

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I RETURN.

I APPEAR TO HAVE FALLEN INTO ONE OF THE CRACKS IN THE UNIVERSE.

BUT NOW I RETURN IN ALL MY GLORY.

EXTERMINATE.

WE NOW RETURN

TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED DEFEAT

EXTERMINATE

Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

I DO NOT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

DALEKS HAVE NO SENSE OF WANTING TO SEE YOU NAKED

THE DALEK RACE HAS NO USE FOR YOUR HUMAN NUDITY

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histimecocksparkles asked: DALEK

THE DOCTORS REAL NAME IS LESLIE COX
INFORM THE DALEK FLEET

THIS KNOWLEDGE WILL TRULY RESULT IN THE VICTORY OF THE DALEK RACE.

WHEN WE MOVE INTO OUR POSITION AS DOMINANT CREATURES OF THE UNIVERSE, YOUR DEATH WILL BE SWIFT AND PAINLESS

MOSTLY

zeekayart:

on tumblr, your spirit animal must be given to you by another tumblr user.
this gift is given through your ask box.
once you gain your tumblr spirit animal, you must post a picture of it.

zeekayart:

on tumblr, your spirit animal must be given to you by another tumblr user.

this gift is given through your ask box.

once you gain your tumblr spirit animal, you must post a picture of it.

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I HAVE DECIDED

doctortwelve:

justanotherdalek:

doctortwelve:

justanotherdalek:

TO ATTEND A HUMAN PROM. FATHERS, KEEP YOUR DAUGHTERS IN

NOT BECAUSE ANY COPULATION WILL OCCUR

BUT BECAUSE OF ALL THE EXTERMINATION I WILL PROCURE

AND THE ‘MAD RHYMES’ I WILL PRESUMABLY BE ‘SPITTING’

What dress are you going to wear?

PRESUMABLY ONE WITH LACE. I HAVE NOT YET BEEN ABLE TO PURCHASE ONE. THE HUMAN VENDOR RAN IN TERROR IN MY LAST ATTEMPT.

Lace sounds nice. What colour? Don’t get gold - it’ll look tacky.

I WAS THINKING SOMETHING RED, PERHAPS. PERHAPS SOMETHING STRAPLESS.

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